Me: Y, do you need a tissue?
Y: No.
Me: Do you need a Q-tip?
Y: No.
Me: But you're picking boogies and a tissue or Q-tip might help you.
Y: I'm not picking boogies, I'm picking acorns.
Me: (Delayed reaction attempting to think of what to say next) Acorns can't fit in your nose, sweetie.
Y: (Very matter of factly with a serious face) They're small acorns.
Me: Laughing, a lot!
I thought of saying something about squirrels and acorns but then decided against it because squirrels eat their acorns and since she hasn't ventured to the point of tasting her "acorns" yet, I figured I'd leave well enough alone!
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